Things posted on the internet cannot be unposted. That’s part of the game. But there are surely things we have posted that we’re not necessarily very proud of. Some, however, have no clue about their clueless arguments and remain unapologetic.
And there’s this corner of Reddit known as “S***AmericansSay” which is notorious for busting these kinds of instances. In fact, the community of 353k members is sharing the most cringeworthy and clueless posts spotted surfing on social media. That includes but isn’t limited to blunt arguments, embarrassing comments, hilariously inaccurate shares, you name it.
Below we selected some of the most entertaining examples that will surely make you chuckle and wonder what those people are thinking. Psst! Here's part 1 of the post with more stuff Americans (and the rest of the world, for that matter, ‘cause no one is immune to cluelessness) say!
#1 On South Africa
#2 "Can Anybody Tell Me If Portugal Has Running Water Like In The States?"
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#3 “If You Are White You Cant Speak Spanish”
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#4 Americans Would Never Do This
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#5 “Your Little European Sport Where You Kick A Ball With Your Foot Is Called ‘Soccer’”
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#6 This Is America
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#7 Only Because Americans Pay For The Healthcare Of Europe
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#8 A Wisconsin School District Says Students Can “Become Spoiled” With Free Meals And Opts Out Of Biden’s Free-Lunch Program
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#9 Would Be Cool If It Worked In 12 Hour
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#11 "The USA Is The Only Country In The World With True Freedom" "What Do You Mean? We Are Also Free In France" "Really? "
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#12 Europe Sucks
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#13 “Love When They Try To Take Credit For A System We Developed”
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#14 What Month Is 21?
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#15 Hopefully This Hasn’t Been Shared Before
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#16 Rest Of The World Didn't Become Free Till We Reformed Half The World In Our Image
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#18 "Europe Is Ok Regarding Medicine, A Middle Income Life But Is Mostly Like A Third World Country"
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#19 Will Europeans Be Suprised About My Mixed Heritage?
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#20 Pronounced Like Rifle
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#21 “The Eiffel Tower Was Built In Vegas. The French Later Copied And Replicate The Original Eiffel Tower In Vegas”
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#22 Observing Of The Columbus Day
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#23 Norwegian Flag Taken Down
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#24 Europe Still Doesn't Have Running Water
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#25 "Us Has Jurisdiction Over All Of North America If It Comes Down To It"
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#26 "I'm Norwegian (Not From There But Grandpa Is)
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#27 Getting A Tattoo Of Your Ancestry.com Results
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#28 There Should A Law Against This. This Is Socialism
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#30 Americans Don't Have An Accent
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#31 American English vs. British English *uses Australian Flag*
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#32 Don't You Miss Owning A Car?
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#33 Do Europeans Have A Spice Rack?
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#34 The Lack Of Freedom, Firearms And Muslim Immigrants
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#35 "So May 16th Doesn't Exist?"
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#36 If Vaccines Are Free, Why Isn't Insulin And Chemo?
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#37 Yes, English Comes From America
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#39 Pot vs. Kettle
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#40 "Democracy Is An Illusion"
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#41 “Should American Schools Teach Arabic Numerals As Part Of Their Curriculum?” 57% Said ‘No'
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#42 Did You Know Our Servers Survive On Your Tipping Kindness?
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#43 "As An American Journalist, You Never Expect Your Own Government To Lie To You"
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#44 I Hate When People Say Americans Dont Learn World History. Why Would We
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#45 Sas: Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages
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#46 English Please, Reddit Is An American Website (German Subreddit Btw)
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#47 One Day You All Are Going To Look Back On The Day When America Was In Charge As The Good Old Days When You Were Prosperous Free And Happy
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#48 American Tan Lines
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#49 "No Nation Has Ever Done Anything Like It." About Us Evacuating Afghanistan
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#50 Honestly, The Us Should Stop Providing Aid And Defense To Europe. Let's See How Quickly Their Socialist Bullsh*t Falls Apart
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#51 On Dates
#52 "Europe Is Becoming A Fascist Dictatorship By The Day" And A Rare Triple Combo
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#53 “Greatest Country In The World” “You’re Welcome For All The Policing It Does”
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#54 “Americans Singlehandedly Brought Freedom, Democracy, Peace And Prosperity To Germany”
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#55 “Our Founding Fathers Made The Right Decision To Stick To This Date Format When Europeans Changed Theirs”
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#56 A Post Criticising People Who Claim The South Had A Noble Cause In The American Civil War, And Just Like Clockwork...
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#57 I Would Have Guessed One Of The Superbowls
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#58 Will My Right To Bear Arms Be Honoured In England Or Germany?
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#59 Extreme Restrictions On Free Speech
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#60 Wars Make Us Safer And Richer
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#61 "It's The Only Way To Stop Their Socialist Agenda"
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#62 "Should The Spanish Language Remove The Word Negro From Its Language?"
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#63 “Not Too Many People Knew This Event Was Happening”
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#64 My Italian Side I Have No Patience And My Irish Side Is Wild And Likes To Party
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#65 But People In Denmark Don't Get To Experience The Privilege Of Living In The Oldest And Greatest Country In The World (USA)
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#66 „military Time“
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#67 Why Doesn't Germany Use The American Name
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#68 On Flags
#69 Americans On Native Americans
#70 Who Need Sports When You Have Money?
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#71 ''i'm A 4th Generation Italian(-American). I'm Pretty Damn Sure I Can Call Myself Italian''
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#72 “We Can Drone Strike Anyone We Want”
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#73 "California, A Very Non American Place"
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#74 "They Hate Us Cause They Ain’t Us"
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#75 "Treated Like A Celebrity Overseas If You’re American"
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#76 "Celsius Is For Water. Fahrenheit Is For Humans. I Am A Human Not A Water." On A Meme About Americans Not Understanding Celsius
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#77 Don’t Think Anyone In The Civil War Used A Match-Lock !
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#78 "Just Say 5pm Like A Normal Person"
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#79 If You Don’t Like It We’ll Just Nuke You
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#80 "Why Does China Have Almost No Culture Compared To The USA?"
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#81 "In Europe They Don't Have Water Sometimes"
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#82 American Reaction To A Job Posting With A Translation To Spanish
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#83 "Maga-Themed Wedding Pays Tribute To Trump"
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#84 A Foreigner Is Blissfully Ignorant Of How Inferior Their Land Is
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#85 Sorry Europeans: You Kind Of Get Assigned Jobs, Can't Make Money Or Be Successful?
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#86 “We Americans Avoid Mexico For A Reason”
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#87 "The Only Healthcare System With A Sliver Of Freedom..."
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#88 "You Have To Bag Your Own Groceries Like A Slave"- I'm Sorry If This Was Posted Before But I Couldn't Find Anything Similar To My Post On This Subreddit
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#89 "99% Of The World Uses Metric System. The Othe 1% Went To The Moon. Lets Hear It For Freedom Units Eh"
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#90 “Universal Healthcare” I.e. You Can Only Get Very Basic Operations And Checkups Done By Subpar Doctors
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#91 Building A House Is Hard In Metric
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#93 Southern Hemisphere? "Yes I Live In Central Texas"
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#94 Enjoy Your “Football” England…
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#95 “There’s No Excuse For Poverty In America”
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#96 “Your Hellhole Country Exists Solely Because We Allow It”
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#97 "His Liberal Talking Point Response Was All I Needed To Hear"
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#98 "How Much Should Descendants Of 360,000 Union Soldiers Who Died To Freed Slaves, Be Paid By The Descendants Of The Slaves They Freed?"
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#99 The Us Is Hated Because It's The Most Powerful And Influential Nation
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#100 The World (The USA)
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#101 Actually The Us Didn't Lose The Vietnam War
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#102 Incredibly Unique. No Change In Language Or Even Accent
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#103 Honoring Fallen Soldiers With An Empty Parking Spot
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#104 Medicare For All Is Medicare For None
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#107 Commie Gonna Die Because They Won't Save $1k For Live Saving Care
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#109 Southern Borders
#110 "Americans Don't Have Accents, Everyone Else Does"
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#112 It's My First Time In This Sub Please Be Gentle
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#113 On The Metric System
#114 On Pages
#115 "The Difference Between Countries Of Europe And The States Of America Is That They Hate Each Other Slightly More"
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#116 "No One Says Today Is 14th Of March..."
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#117 "China Bombed Pearl Harbor"
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#118 "Can You Beat Us In War?"
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#119 "The Rest Of The World Put Together Isn't Half As Important As Us"
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#121 2% Swedish
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#122 Chicago Puts Every Major European City To Shame
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#123 We Are The Only Country In The World...
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#124 “Name A Overall Better Country”
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#125 “1776 Gave Us The Right To Call Soccer Soccer”
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#126 Pretty Good Education Systems
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#127 “Here In The States We Have Tight Controls On Harmful Food Additives. I Feel Fortunate To Cal This Place Home”
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#128 Dont Like America? Feel Free To Leave And Remove Your Account
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#129 [in France] "Everything En France'. Nothing In English"
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#130 We Pay Our Military To Be The World Police ... Y’all Would Be Posting In German Otherwise
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#131 "So How Come Not In Korea??"
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#132 The Brand Maybe Needs Changing From Prison Orange
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#134 “You Realize Without The Us There Would Be No "Rest Of The World " So In Short We Invented Metric Also” - Comment On A Tiktok About The Metric System
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